School Bus, Dump Truck Collide is not a Devil Ray

Just grab a headline, any headline. The Devil Rays have an early game at Baltimore today and then head up to Boston for a weekend series. The Red Sox must be sick that this pitching staff is coming back so soon.This is now a battle for first place, folks! A steel cage death match. Rays will sweep again, opening a trap door that the weak-hitting Red Sox will fall through and plummet into 4th place in the division.

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