Grizzled Veterans Of Hate — Start Your Engines, is a Devil Ray

First meeting of this intense rivalry is just hours away. The flu-ravaged Red Sox just fluttered in and a three game series starts tonight. This is a tale of two cities, my friends. The Red Sox just got kicked around by the Angels and we did the same to Toronto (kicked them around, that is). With the drone of the NBA playoffs in the background, this series will capture the hearts of millions of baseball fans. It is sloppy vs. neat. Felix vs. Oscar. Old Europe vs. our newest and staunchest allies, the Poles and Ukrainians. Flat Wafer City vs. Centcom Citizens. Enjoy!

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