Bird Flu Rocks Red Sox is a Devil Ray

The Bird Flu is crawling through the Red Sox clubhouse. Dice-K was scheduled to start tonight against the Angels but was struck down (smite!). We’d be prepared to pretend that we are concerned but for the fact that we secretly hope that that little feathery hatchling that plays second base for the Red Sox, you know, the one with that little man’s Napoleonic Sneer plastered on his face, begins sweating red droplets of blood.

Red Sox lose to the Angels!

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