341 Pitches is not a Devil Ray

The Red Sox and Yankees played another tawny gem last night. 341 pitches were thrown by both teams, that’s not a typo. 30 hits, 24 runs, all neatly packaged in a 4 hour biblical replica of some epic tale. Someone has to stop this. These games are yawning black holes that are sucking the life out of baseball. At least, the Yankees won.

Even though we have our heads in the clouds, we’re not worried about this mini losing streak the Devil Rays are on. Things will turn around soon, trust us.

Stat of the week: Mike Timlin’s ERA is 27.00

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