Anemic Red Sox Bats, Weaker Still, is a Devil Ray

Edwin Jackson shut down the Red Sox last night, outgunning Tumbling Dice and picking up the win. Boy, where are those vaunted Red Sox bats? Timely hits? Any hits? Big Papi late-inning heroics? Pretty Funny, I must say. I saw harder hit balls during the Little League World Series. In one at bat, Jackson chopped J D Drew’s bat off just above his hands. Talk about metaphor. And, the Yankees won, so the lead is back down to 5. Bobby Kelty, Alex Cora, Eric Hinski… HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..