Dick Cheney is President Today is not a Devil Ray

The President is undergoing a colonoscopy today and so, Dick Cheney will be President while the procedure is being performed. If I were Iranian, I’d be on my toes…

Devil Rays pummeled the Yankees last night and Edwin Jackson pitched 6 scoreless inning. We play 2 in the Bronx today and it goes without saying, we need them both. In Boston, the Pink Hats finally scored some runs and coasted to a win over the White Sox, 10-3. Not to worry, they won’t win again this weekend. Big Papi slide into second with a headfirst slide that knocked the pictures off my wall and may be hurt for a while. Maybe, Wily Mo Pena will pick up the slack…

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