Your State Flower is not a Devil Ray

By 2100, according to something we just read, 3/5 of America’s state flowers will no longer exist due to climate change. That, my friends, is a sad state of affairs because flowers are hardier and more resilent than people, so if 3/5 of the flower species are doomed, so are you. And it looks like there will be no flowers at your funeral either. So repent now and cast your lot with the Devil Rays because the future looks pretty bleak.

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