Wearing a Carl Crawford Uniform To Fenway is a Devil Ray

So, wanna fight? Our hated rivals have taken the first 2 games of the series. Red Sox Nation is in a tizzy again. All those aisle-clogging, two-fisted beer drinking miscreants are dancing in the streets. Luckily, revenge is a dish best served cold. And come August, it will be akin to eating crow for those red-faced rowdies, just wait.

The Devil Rays, being a team in need of an intervention, will receive one this evening as a certain somebody will be attending the game wearing Carl Crawford’s uniform. This certain somebody will be sitting in the bleachers (otherwise known as Bagdad East) at Fenway. And, if you’re looking for trouble, the brother-in-law will be providing security (He’ll be wearing Delmon Young’s uniform). He’ll be handling any requests that you may have and will be happy to toss you on to the field like a beachball, if the situation requires. Godspeed!

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