The Battle of The Smurfs is not a Devil Ray

Yankees vs. Red Sox. Are they playing a series every weekend? Thats what it seems like. Perhaps the games during the week don’t count. Yankees have been sighted all over Boston the last couple of days. Johnny Damon was seen eating a lobster roll in Wells, Maine. A-Rod has been walking up and down Newbury St. with his wife in tow, pretending he wasn’t seen with a stripper in Toronto.

The real action tonight starts when the Devil Rays begin a weekend series with the Royals. We should sweep this series, no questions asked.

Question: Why is Scott Kasmir getting knocked around by the Royals? Hold the drill to my head, please. And yeah, hold your finger down.

Rays lost to the Royals. I’m dead! I can’t feel anything! At least the Yankees are crushing the Red Sox. I’m still dead!


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