Roger Clemens is not a Devil Ray

And if he takes another steroid his vocabulary (limited as it is) will spin back in time to a place where life itself crawled out of the muck. Even Noam Chomsky won’t understand him. At this point, his head is so large that he’ll need a Dockers-like baseball cap if he plays again. Funny how his name isn’t married to Barry Bonds’. Maybe, being inarticulate has its virtues. The question shouldn’t be where he’ll play, but how? We think we know the answer.

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