A Wheelchair-Bound Junkie Seeking a Pusher is a Devil Ray

We’re now resorting to New York Post type headlines to attract your attention. But with none of the casual grace of this Post masterpiece: Headless Body Found in Topless Bar.

As it turns out, the Devil Rays beat the Yankees in a wild one tonight, 7-6. This is just getting to be old hat. I mean, the wins, Elijah’s homeruns, Carl being Carl……. We’ll be in 1st. place tomorrow and it will take a lot of gun powder to blow us off the mountain top.

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