Your Local News is not a Devil Ray

Spend a little time watching CNN and you’ll discover that you are smarter than some people working in television. Spend some time watching FOX and you’ll discover that you are smarter than most people working in television. Spend some time watching your local news and you’ll discover that there are over a 100 things in your house that might kill you, including your toaster. I know, the large networks have cornered the market on the usual suspects- like terrorism and bird flu, leaving only Hefty Bags and irons to plan your demise. Threat Level- High.

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