Terry Francona is a Devil Ray

We’ve searched every nook and cranny of our dark and perverse mind to search out something nasty to say about the Red Sox manager. We’ve come up empty-handed, I’m afraid. In fact, the only bad thing that we could come up with is the team he manages. Toiling in that dugout this year will strip a few years off the poor guy’s life. Imagine Manny having your phone number on speed-dial. Already on pace to lose 162 games this year, Francona will have his work cut out for him. Good luck, Skip.

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