Carl Pavano is not a Devil Ray

Has any pitcher in modern memory made more money per pitch than Carl Pavano? He is the Pervis Ellision of baseball. And since “the show” is an old British slang term for battle, mingling its more recent meaning with the more theatrical bent the game has taken, we can only wish him luck today. Break a leg, Carl. More likely, it will be a pulled muscle, yanked from it’s anchor while trotting to the mound in the 3rd inning. Thrilling stuff and only an hour, or so, till gametime. And why isn’t Mike Mussina the Opening Day starter for the Yankees? Did he break curfew or refuse to cut his hair?

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