Russia is not a Devil Ray

Russia is in worse shape than the Red Sox farm system. Makes Jersey City seem like Brattleboro. Slated to finish last in the American League East, this unruly team can expect a season plagued by political killings, starvation, and as Queen Victoria called them- “Little Wars.” Their manager rules the clubhouse with an iron fist, and small containers of polonium. This team is like watching a series of Soprano’s out-takes. Lenin is rolling over in his grave, I mean, tomb. He had high hopes for the Moscow 9…


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