Hillary Clinton is not a Devil Ray

Hillary came to spring training this year poised to make the team. And she has the ability to impress: a strong work ethic combined with a steeliness of purpose makes her hard to root against. However, she just doesn’t have the tools. If baseball were played with words, she’d make the team, no question. Has dabbled with several pitches without mastering one. Good control but not overpowering stuff. Will make it to the final cut, but that’s it. An array of accents might open some doors in Hollywood, though.

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