Tom Brady is not a Devil Ray

Limelight-lit Patriot’s QB is eyeing a spot on the roster. High School catching prospect could make the team and might need a second job to support his growing families. He’ll be given every chance to make the squad but in the end will decide to rake in the extra cash via a huge endorsement deal with the RNC. This young Republican will make a run at a Senate seat sometime in the next 5 years. You listening, John Kerry?

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