The Typical Iraqi is a Devil Ray

Yeah, I know, Iraq is more dangerous than being outside of Yankee Stadium after the Ali-Norton fight. My father was there and says that getting to your car was like a tour in Vietnam. Gangs of gangs roved through the crowd assaulting fight fans. Gangs with names like The Immortal Homicides and Latin Kings ripped it up. And remember, fight fans aren’t push-overs. In any event, any Iraqi that wants to attend a game this year, gets in free. We might be using John Henry’s plane to fly them in. The difficult part will be convincing them that its not an extreme rendition.

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