Mary Pierce is a Devil Ray

Yes, the sexiest woman alive will be playing 3rd. base for the Princeton Rays this season. Fastest first step in all of the minor leagues. Will commute back and forth to France between games. Won’t spit on umpires, but may burn an American flag or two. Ron Santo-like grit. Could make the show by mid-season, and win a Major to boot. She’ll be live-blogging during games.

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