Barack Obama is not a Devil Ray

Reminds us of Dee Brown, once a sure-fire hit and the second-coming of Michael Jordan for the Celtics. Brown never panned out. Obama has all the tools, mind you, to be a hard-hitting left fielder with a long productive career but something tells us there is a chink in the armor here. Devil Ray scouts can’t put their finger on the exact flaw but all agree- sell high. Barack Obama has been traded by the Devil Rays for three unnamed prospects to the Oakland A’s. Maybe, Billy Beane knows something we don’t.


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  1. Hey, you called that nice Irish lad Barack O’bama a chink! And you think Gerry Callahan is a racist? Well maybe he is, but at least he knows which slurs to use on which group.

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