Stonewall Jackson is a Devil Ray

Loopy, rapture-filled, Confederate General. Military genius and feisty second baseman. Killed by his own men while riding the lines one evening. His loss was greatly mourned and Robert E. Lee, upon hearing of his death was reputed to say, “I’ve lost my right arm.” Might make the team just as a cautionary note to the bullpen. After the starter has just stolen a march and flanked the Union Army, don’t do anything stupid.

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