Coco Crisp is not a Devil Ray

Former Indians center fielder might need glasses. Plays the outfield like a drunken sailor. Add a weak bat and bad wrists into the mix and you have a problem. At least Trot Nixon isn’t in right field anymore. The steroid popping, enraged, Jesus Freak Nixon, might have snapped Coco in two by mid-season, on television.

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